Tunnel vision is good no matter what they say. Tunnel vision makes you believe that everywhere things have suffered the same devolution over time as the land of the pure, that we are all bumbling idiots who spend more time correcting commas and full stops then something substantive and concrete, that collapse of administration is universal and not specific to us. There is a reassuring feeling to being members of a universal brotherhood of global morons who can’t do anything but rumble and ramble with naught to contribute except loquacious crap. In a twisted way it makes sense because if everyone is a moron then there is nothing to worry about, by the sheer clout of numbers, moron is redefined and becomes the criteria to aspire for rather then the one to dread.

Unfortunately when you come across other races, diversity ends up spicing up life to the extent that all you want is a bland diet precisely for the reason mentioned above for if you are dealing with the Chinese for one you fall flat on your face where that theory goes. As a nation I see hard work bordering on demonic proportions, organization taken to herculean level where everyone’s task is well defined and coordinated like clockwork and more! Compare that with our side and I am reduced to a puddle of quivering jell-o , make that red jell-o from shame. We suck! Pure and simple! And nowhere is that contrast starker then when we are put in situations where we are put in beside the chinks!