‘I miss my hubby’

“I am soooo lonely without X,Y,Z’

God! I am sick of seeing facebook statuses bemoaning how much the owner misses the love of their life! I swear half the time it seems like they are trying to convince the whole world including themselves that they are in love! As if that is not enough everyplace you go to in this blasted city, be it the park, the mountains and even the freaking footpaths you see a guy (usually moth eaten jeans which are apparently supposed to be cool, long hair which looks like it hasn’t been washed in ages) and a simpering/screaming-head-shaking girl (picture skimpy top or a veil!) at all times of the night!

That’s all I need as If the nausea inducing losers around me aren’t enough!